Allergies

I have found out very disturbing news.  When I read this awful piece of news, I grasped the paper and stared in awe.  It couldn't be.  The world is ending!  In Newsweek there is an article stating that a warmer Earth could mean stronger allergies!  Do you know what that means?  It means that instead of four times a year, dealing with the change in seasons, that I get awful head colds, itchy eyes, and achy muscles, that number is going to increase, or better yet, each time will be a lot worse!  I hate allergies with a passion.  First, you get a sore throat, which is totally fine and fixable.  Take a cough drop here.  Drink some Nyquil there.  But then, you get the swollen glands, which is the worst thing ever.  You can't swallow because it hurts, but you can't not swallow either.  Your face seriously looks like it gains ten pounds overnight (ok maybe five).  The headaches persist sporadically throughout the day, and you get a runny nose that never ever stops.  It's awful!  I advise anyone who has this problem to just stay away from the outdoors and lock yourself into a room that has no windows.  I really hope that the Earth stops warming up.  I will be in so much trouble if it doesn't.  Plants would be the death of me.  Seriously, this is a warning to everyone out there that if they don't do things to stop this phenomenon, not only will many species of wildlife be hurt, so will we.