Cheese...I have no life

I love cheese.   It is one of my favorite dairy items, especially on other foods, like french fries, cheeseburgers, lasagna, baked ziti, macaroni and cheese... The list really can go on all day.  Today though, cheese and me had a little problem.  I was sitting at the table, grating cheese for about fifteen minutes when I realized something was not right.  It was all melty and warm, and usually when you grate cheese it's supposed to stay hard.  Also, it wasn't grating like normal.  Little clumps were coming out of the bottom instead of nice little shreds.  It wasn't doing anything right at all.  I then looked at the label and sure enough, it was not low moisture.  It was awful, so instead I had to sit there for a grueling hour and a half and dice it all into small little pieces so that it could melt properly!  I hate cheese.  (I'm lying! :P)