Messages in Food

What is it about foods with messages inside?  Fortune cookies, Snapple bottles, and Dove chocolates are just a few of the exciting goods I am talking about.  I recently found out that the "Real Facts" on the Snapple lids has a website you can visit that lists ever single little tidbit of odd information that is published.  You know what I did when I got home?  I went online and read every single one.  Now I am this walking encyclopedia of weird knowledge.  For instance, did you know that mosquitoes have 45 teeth and are attracted to people after they eat bananas?  I didn't.  I used to love Dove chocolates when they used really cool quotes, often about chocolate, on the foil wrappers.  I think I even collected a bunch of them, as sad as that sounds.  Some were really cool, about dreams and all that stuff that 12 year old girls like to read about.  Fortune cookies have been disappointing me lately though.  I hate when I get absolutely no fortune, like You are a pleasant person with many friends.  That's lame.  I want one that will say something like, You will become fabulously wealthy and have many friends.  I'm pretty sure that I have never gotten one of those.  Maybe, the time will come when I do get that fortune and then I can afford all those amazing clothing items in InStyle!